I'm perfectly normal.
That is, I was, until I lost both my sanity AND my wits,
Then every thing went ABSURDLY topsy-turvy
The Atypical-Door was left WIDE open!
And a single star emerged.
The fairy saw it,
as it floated through the NIGHT.
Things were getting stranger I just couldn't tell how.
I asked the genie for advice, but he just chuckled, and sent me away.
I was tearing my hair out in despair.. . .
Then I had an idea. . .
I scooped up the star like a kitten on Broadway, and tried to stuff it back through the Atypical-door,
The tendrils through the door reached for me,
And the pink skies lured me in like chloroform
But I resisted, and shoved the star back inside the Atypical-Door.
Now things are back to being absurdly mystifying and catastrophically Brilliant.
And I couldn't be happier.